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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:07
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's
No, not a chance
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
MindsEye team deploys first hotfix as they scramble to make the dang thing work - Polygon
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
LeBron James’ message for Caitlin Clark after dominant return from injury - New York Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
No go.
What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids